Watched Frozen.

It’s overrated.

Liveblogged comments under the cut.

– seriously, the only reason I’m watching this is because tumblr made me ship Elsa and Jack Frost. Thanks tumblr :/

– wow, this song is fucking annoying.

– …the freaky snow golem was created by Elsa?

– oh my god you stupid little boy child

– the king is hot
– so hot
– my god I would so do him

– okay, now I wouldn’t do him.
– he’s kind of a dicksplint who doesn’t know shit

– got distracted by things I actually care about
– had to rewind a good five minutes

– every time that fool is on screen I just want to smash his face into bone powder.

– are you shitting me
– we’re less than 15 minutes in and it’s on it’s THIRD FUCKING SONG

– I know she’s the spare, but did no one teach Anna manners?

– for the King of the Dicksplints, that’s a pretty smitten smile that no one else is seeing

– also the way they anthropomorphize animals in this is annoying.

– 22 minutes in. Fourth song.

– …girl, you have been alone WAY too long

– not intentionally, but she wasn’t fucking trained in her powers you little…!

– 31 minutes. fifth song. Can this movie go even ten minutes without a musical number?

– you’re going to ride that poor beast to death with the way you’re going
– unless it decides to go and save itself. awesome.

– …38. THAT WASN’T EVEN FIVE MINUTES

– I am 100% certain that the poor reindeer suffered an unfortunate medical experiment, and had his brain replaced with that of a dog.

– FORTY SEVEN MINUTES JESUS FUCK

– FIFTY FIVE MINUTES. STOP SINGING OH MY GOD

– how do people not see Olaf as irritating?

– you mean kidnappers

– EVERY GODDAMNED TEN MINUTES. I GIVE UP.

– this entire song is painful
– so painful
– really
– also “get the fiance out of the way”?
– you planning on murdering him?

– okay, so he has a reindeer’s head grafted onto a horse’s body with a dog’s brain.

– even knowing about his face heel turn, it doesn’t really fit in with the established personality
– that is to say, his actions while no one is looking
– maybe I should find that mirror analogy

– it’s infatuation
– no seriously
– you just went through this with Hans

– true love’s tears, really?

– are you shitting me

– they’re cheering on the punch
– why?
– they should be pretty damn confused given what they know of the situation

– Kristof must like Anna because she’s just as ridiculous as his Ponydogdeer

– With the fear mongering involved in Elsa’s secret being revealed, I find it difficult to imagine that there is anything less than several MONTHS between the unthawing and the ice rink.