Month: December 2013

thecakebar:

spannersgalaxy:

Ho ho ho!!!

 this is a very cute santa and I’ll re-blog it for that reason!

chubby-bunnies:

barackthehalls:

neonshi:

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

truthtellingtime:

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at your face reverse of how a camera picks it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

needed this today

vandigo:

smurflewis:

criptonite:

haveyoumetmygirlfriend:

turnedupp:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.

I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. 

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.

ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.

lifeofahomestuckfangirl:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john

jake’s glasses are slightly different

brit they look exactly the same

what r u on

on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s

jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.

Rose: 

Roxy:

above:

gonna piss on a brick that’s what.

it’s roxy

rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.

Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

Here’s dave’s for comparison :>

And within only a few minutes. 😀

Oh my fucking god are you kidding me