fun times with tags

ghost-bustier:

adriofthedead:

istoleyourbabyjesus:

iamdrinkingheavilyrightnow:

HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before. WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.

  • A: And then pet it protectively and hiss if you try and touch it
  • B: Bitch I’m fabulous
  • C: Canadian Problems
  • D: Dick jokes are the highest form of humour
  • E: Eating out at a double entendre
  • F: Fridays are slow and Bailey is bored
  • G: Good news is the best way to start a day
  • H: Headcanon for children’s shows
  • I: I’m a suker for smooth talkers
  • J: Just had to share
  • K: KIDS ARE CUTE….
  • L: Lazy drunk
  • M: Mom blogging
  • N: No but seriously that game is the shit and I want it on my computer forever
  • O: Oh no I am raising a furry
  • P: Please love me
  • Q: queue
  • R: Redesign implies there was design in the first p
  • S: Spoiler: I love every ship
  • T: That probably wasn’t as funny to other people as I thought it was
  • U: Using my tumblr like it’s twitter: The blog
  • V: Vixen
  • W: Why am I still sober!
  • X: (empty)
  • Y: You all are too interesting to want to miss anything of
  • Z: zodiac
  • A: as a delicious poptart
  • B: BUTTGINITY: THE SERIES
  • C: Crowley in a speedo
  • D: dick in butter
  • E: especially glow-in-the-dark stuff
  • F: for dean john sold his soul and a handgun
  • G: GOD THREW CHUCK
  • H: he is not the originator of my suit fetish
  • I: I GOT SOME ICECREAM IN MY PANTS
  • J: JEFFERSON STARSHIPS GO AWAY
  • K: kitteh
  • L: Lord Nottingham Bobbison
  • M: my first introduction to Con was ‘You’re 19 years older than me!’
  • N: not that that’s actually expected
  • O: outside your window
  • P: PROSE CAN’T DENY HE’S A WINCEST KIND OF GUY~!
  • Q: queue
  • R: regardless we’ll still talk to the tv
  • S: Snooki = JERSEY DEVIL
  • T: those painkillers had best be the best damn painkillers ever
  • U: unless you want some really awkward porn
  • V: veterinarians are trolls no lie
  • W: where the trees are 300 feet tall
  • X: xena
  • Y: yup gonna use my vacation time to play at being a 13 year old girl on the net on her phone
  • Z: zachariah

So whilst drinking last night/early this morning I learned some interesting new things. If I can get my arrogant on for a minute, I know I’m pretty. I spent a lot of time doing the fake humility thing and trying to convince myself I wasn’t. It never really worked and I’m happier just admitting that I am pretty.

But back in high school I was nowhere near this confident in myself and blamed it for the loss of my first girlfriend (in reality I lost her because I was a stupid kid and treated her terribly). So I dressed to match my feels, got some new piercings in my ears, and tucked myself into corners to cry when I thought no one was looking because I was ugly inside and out and woe was me blah blah blah angst angst angst.

What does this have to do with drinking last night? Well I was out with the Vikings (and assorted significant others, buddies and exes) which means I was drinking with my old high school chums: Andrew, Jenna and Amanda. (Andrew was not part of this conversation.) I was a year ahead of them so it was by chance that I met either of them, but apparently they noticed me looooooong before then.

Apparently I was the hot goth chick that caused rubbernecking in the halls and on the bus (Jenna actually went to a different school, but took the same bus as me, as we lived a five minute walk apart) but because I was so into my self misery over my looks, I never noticed it. Nine years later all I can do is flail about lost opportunities.

Oh and appreciate that I am pretty and hot and nowhere near humble enough to actually deserve it.

Hey ya’ll!

If you want a beeeeeeeautiful new years message from yours truly message me your phone number

15 minutes till dfrunken sammi wishes yooooooo

I’d say this was my last post of 2011, but we all know of my lovehate affair with Tumblr Mobile, especially when I’m out partying~ 

I hope everyone has a happy new year, and it’s because of all of you and all the awesome people I’ve met over the past year that I’m still here. NRFTW RPers, Team 120, all my Homestucks, and everyone of my followers! All 81 of you guys are awesome and I love you!

So here is my New Years Kiss, just for you Tumblr!

Mwah!  

I am lying in bed, with a borderline migraine and mom thinks this is the best time to ask about my “date”

yes mom I wanted to be annoyed on top of agony