Month: March 2011

I will forever be grateful that TNG fandom took off before portmanteaus became popular

fuckyeahtng:

Because the ship names would be ridiculous. Behold!

  • Triker
  • Cricard
  • Torf

And those are only the canon ones! Just think of the abominations you could create if you started pairing up random people!

  • Treverly
  • Rusher
  • Gata
  • Rorf
  • Desley
  • Puinan
  • Wulaski

ahahahaha oh wow, these are painful

saroux:

andtheycallmeprideful:

avali:

tangobullets:

NO FREE RIDES

 Sam looks like he’s trying to eat the sign. XD

OMNOMNOMNOM

Ever since he was little, Sam had been a bit orally fixated on just about anything that lit up. There was something warm and inviting to the soft luminescence of artificial light. For a while, his favorite had been the glow-in-the-dark Oscar Meyer Wiener whistle (he’d run after that damn truck for two whole blocks to get it), and there were a few nights he’d fallen asleep sucking on the misshapen end of it.

When his father had given him the Tron action figure, he was transfixed. He could make it light up on command, pose him and stage battles of light and glory. Clu was all right, but he wasn’t the hero of the Grid.

The whistle had long-since been chewed into a mangled blob of plastic, but his Tron figure weathered the years almost completely unscathed. He’d reigned in his want to taste the warm glow of his nightlight or press his tongue to the heat of a lightbulb, but some nights he’d carefully take his figure from within a cluttered drawer and trace his fingers over its little plastic muscles and subtle seams from the casting mold. With the edge of his thumbnail, he’d flick on the switch that lit up tiny blue-white circuits and he’d try to imagine them life-sized. Carefully, with just the tip of his tongue, he’d trace over them, and shudder as his mind suggested what that light from within a being within the Grid must taste like.

….what the fuck did I just even do I can’t write for shit and I don’t even ship this fergesrgshgsefraerg

THIS IS WHERE MY MIND GOES WHEN I SEE PICTURES LIKE THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

If it’s going to bring stuff like this it is a good place to be!

Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N.

oftaggrivated:

radioinactivity:

mayeko:

junktastic:

automatonic:

lassling:

 O Od.

Hello. My full name middle name and all is D.

My full name is D Qu

I am the Dairy Queen.

 vtou

That’s just a bit of my last name there… 

Jod. That’s it. Of my entire name. Jod. Three letters out of my LAST NAME.

I got you beat. My name- U.  >:|

My full name is… t g G 
that’s one letter out of my first name, one letter out of my middle name, and the first letter of my last name.  

rinzler:

angieisabelle:

DO YOU SEE THIS?

This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beautiful motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. In the wheels.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means it repairs itself.

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This baby can change it’s  color to whatever you fucking want.

ORGASMICSHIET.

immediately thought of flynn’s lightcycle.

same here and oh baby i WANT