NO ITS NOT! YOU LIE!
lyxan is freaking out that there’s a haunted pub about eight blocks away from us.
it’s actually pretty funny.
But I’m the honest one.
orly?
Also, your picture keeps changing and it’s weirding me out.
it’s the ghost in the machine mattpala.
lyxan is freaking out that there’s a haunted pub about eight blocks away from us.
it’s actually pretty funny.
So the Plum program through Indigo is crap. It’s the exact same as a Shopper’s Optimum card, but with less utility. AND they’re upping the price of iRewards. This company is fail, and I’m jumping ship at the right time.
you lucky bastich
user only knows when I’ll get out…
I feel like I’m talking to a wall when I ask my followers things or tell them something & get no response. Reblog if you actually read this.
introducing my bff and her fiance to supernatural tonight. the comments are… special. ps we’re all drinking.
“wait, does one of them go evil? can I choose which one?”
“she’s too busy being half naked.”
“OH NOES HIS BUTTGINITY!”
“everything someone could do wrong in a paranormal situation, this guy is doing. this is hilarious.”
“DON’T WALK TOWARDS THE CREEPY HOUSE.”
“this should be in ‘How Not To Get Raped In The Ass For Dummies’.”
“I AM VENGEANCE. I AM HOT CHICK.”
“She’s beside you.” “Behind.” “Oh ho, butt-rape!”
“What a dick. I like him.”
“Go Google!”
“Oh! Push him off the bridge!”
“INCEST! She’s taking buttginities! LET US TAKE OUR OWN!”
“BARREL ROLL!”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHA crawlin’ out like a fuckin’ slug.”
“Yorken jorken forken ghosten”
‘what do they have in common?’ ”They like skeletons?” “They’re manwhores?”
“She’s in your car.” “Nuh-uh.” “She’s in your trunk.” “SHE’S IN YOUR BUTT.”
“Did he say my boobs?” “My boots.” “He should have said boobs.”
“She’s a philandering woman. am I using that word right?” “Yes. It fits with our buttginity theory.”
“Supernatural the Abridged Series here I come. You wanna be my Sam? I totally call Dean.” “Because you’re a douche?” “I’M A DOUCHE.”
“HE TOOK THE BUTTGINITY! Now she’s taking them in revenge.” “He can’t take them if she does it first.”
“Nothing makes me pee like having cuffs tighten around my wrists.”
“Oh oh oh. Your buttginity is already gone.”
“She’s gonna drive you off the cliff, ‘cause she’s a bitch. PUNCH HER IN THE NUTS.”
“You will be? Oh! She’s gonna rape you!”
“YOU CAN’T SHOOT HER. She’s a ghost.”
“OH NO NOT HIS CAR. I hear he loves that thing.”
‘Sam! Are you okay?’ “Hows your butt?”
“SWEET. DEAD CHILDREN.”
“Flush them down a toilet! A SPIRIT toilet!”
“Don’t sit on toilets. A ghost will come up and take your buttginity.”
“Honey I’m home, and I swear my buttginity’s in tact.” “I’m saving it for you.”
“Oh she made cookies. Rape cookies.” “These aren’t chocolate chip. They’re raisin.” “I HATE RAISIN.”
“Oh shit. She shouldn’t have raisin. Now you’ll never make it to that interview.”
“You get close to girls and your house burns down. I think the universe is telling you you’re gay.”
“Aw he is missing his interview. That saddens me. I don’t know why.”
so i just plugged my headphone-less ear
so i wouldn’t have to hear something
and completely forgot that was i was listening to was on my headphones.
A pillow. I’m fucked.
A belt, a set of wire hangers, and a bathrobe.
FUCK YEAH .. LET’S MACGYVER THIS SHIT
my desktop tower. The beat downs will be amazing.