{"id":9890,"date":"2013-09-17T01:24:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T01:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=9890"},"modified":"2015-02-22T23:40:18","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T23:40:18","slug":"rolandlalonde-escaping-my-fate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=9890","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9890 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?attachment_id=9891'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mj83htxhEJ1rfkwpeo1_1280-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rolandlalonde.tumblr.com\/post\/61401045120\/escaping-my-fate-themidnightpost\">rolandlalonde<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/escaping-my-fate.tumblr.com\/post\/61336971495\/themidnightpost-fifty-shades-of-irony\">escaping-my-fate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/themidnightpost.tumblr.com\/post\/61251380750\/fifty-shades-of-irony-yourpastmemories\">themidnightpost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fifty-shades-of-irony.tumblr.com\/post\/60984104365\/yourpastmemories-kin-of-karkat\">fifty-shades-of-irony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/yourpastmemories.tumblr.com\/post\/44702318027\/kin-of-karkat-mad-phlegmatic\">yourpastmemories<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kin-of-karkat.tumblr.com\/post\/44689612017\/mad-phlegmatic-pantslesswrock-you-fucking\">kin-of-karkat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mad-phlegmatic.tumblr.com\/post\/44688825219\/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map\">mad-phlegmatic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pantslesswrock.tumblr.com\/post\/44687641245\/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you\">pantslesswrock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?<\/p>\n<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?<\/p>\n<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?<\/p>\n<p>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE<\/p>\n<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?<\/p>\n<p>DO YOU THINK I\u2019M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?<\/p>\n<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE<\/p>\n<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED<\/strong><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION<\/em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2\/3RDS<\/em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW<\/strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE<\/p>\n<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY<\/strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER<\/p>\n<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN<\/p>\n<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, <\/strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT<\/p>\n<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I\u2019M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT<\/p>\n<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING <\/strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID<\/p>\n<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS<\/p>\n<p>GUESS WHAT? I\u2019LL STRETCH YOUR FUCKING ASS TOO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST REBLOG THIS, AND LET MORE FUCKING PEOPLE KNOW <strong>THAT THEIR RIGHTS ARE FUCKING GONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE<\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><br \/><\/em><\/strong>cuz this shit ain\u2019t right.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Holy fucking shit I live like an hour away from Phoenix which is<strong><em> so<\/em><\/strong> fucking close to that border o3o oh my god<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I LIVE inside that border! Welp.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I live in this border\u2026 well.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/national-security_technology-and-liberty\/are-you-living-constitution-free-zone\">This is definitely happening, people.<\/a>\u00a0There\u2019s more information <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/keep-america-safe-and-free-0\">here<\/a> about the broader issues and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/protecting-civil-liberties-digital-age\">over here<\/a> when it comes to technology and privacy issues in the US. Speaking of which, the American government is also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/blog\/immigrants-rights-technology-and-liberty\/government-claims-unlimited-discretion-look-through\">searching laptops at the border,<\/a> but there is at least <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aclu.org\/secure\/stopnsa?ms=ac_acluaction_stopnsa_130813\">a petition here<\/a> to have congress rescind all the ridiculous privileges they gave to the NSA.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely do look into these issues further and send along any helpful information you can find!\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hey, look, Duluth\u2019s in the boarder, fuck.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yup it\u2019s time to fuckin\u2019 expatriate<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rolandlalonde: escaping-my-fate: themidnightpost: fifty-shades-of-irony: yourpastmemories: kin-of-karkat: mad-phlegmatic: pantslesswrock: YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS? YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES? YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY? 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