{"id":8866,"date":"2013-10-26T14:15:08","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T14:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8866"},"modified":"2013-10-26T14:15:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T14:15:08","slug":"taejira-bigjaeger-a-support-group-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8866","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/taejira.tumblr.com\/post\/64251772082\/bigjaeger-a-support-group-for-vampires-who-were\">taejira<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bigjaeger.tumblr.com\/post\/64247185028\/a-support-group-for-vampires-who-were-turned-as\">bigjaeger<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody\u2019s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices\u00a0about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/two-vampire-friends-of-the-same-chronological-age\">#two vampire friends of the same chronological age<\/a>\u00a0<span><\/span><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/but-one-was-turned-at-age-11-and-the-other-at-age-40\">#but one was turned at age 11 and the other at age 40<\/a>\u00a0<span><\/span><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/they-pretend-to-be-parent-and-child-but-they%27re-actually-more-like-bickering-elderly-roommates\">#they pretend to be parent and child but they\u2019re actually more like bickering elderly roommates<\/a>\u00a0<span><\/span><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/bickering-elderly-roommates-who-are-serial-killers\">#bickering elderly roommates who are serial killers<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>taejira: bigjaeger: a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody\u2019s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices\u00a0about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8866\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[886],"class_list":["post-8866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-queue-queue-motherfucker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}