{"id":8525,"date":"2013-11-14T15:15:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T15:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8525"},"modified":"2015-02-22T19:52:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T19:52:20","slug":"irgama-theseboots-weremade-forstomping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8525","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8525 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?attachment_id=8526'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mi4pc0ahKW1qb9irdo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/irgama.tumblr.com\/post\/65962329789\/theseboots-weremade-forstomping\">irgama<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theseboots-weremade-forstomping.tumblr.com\/post\/58979658604\/theprosaicmoments-yo-i-got-some-tips-for-all\">theseboots-weremade-forstomping<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theprosaicmoments.tumblr.com\/post\/42952981667\">theprosaicmoments<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!<\/p>\n<p>(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it\u2019s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i\u2019ve discovered there\u2019s this weird victoria\u2019s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you\u2019re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.<\/li>\n<li>don\u2019t be scared to do things you\u2019re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don\u2019t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we\u2019ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE\u2019RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN\u2019T HELP IT)<\/li>\n<li>in recent years i\u2019ve discovered that i\u2019m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think \u201csuper hot\u201d is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you\u2019re super hot, and do that. (if you think i\u2019m an idiot and i\u2019m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)<\/li>\n<li>make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don\u2019t need it. no, you don\u2019t have to have it to be \u201csuper hot.\u201d but the coolest thing about it is that it\u2019s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you\u2019d like to show to the world, and that\u2019s badass. it\u2019s okay if you aren\u2019t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY<\/li>\n<li>be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT<\/li>\n<li>if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don\u2019t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you\u2019re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don\u2019t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you\u2019re at the beach. and if you like your legs hairy, don\u2019t shave them!\u00a0only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.<\/li>\n<li>masturbate all the time. that is all.<\/li>\n<li>the only person that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a person that knows they are super hot. and a person that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.<\/li>\n<li>don\u2019t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren\u2019t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it\u2019s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you\u2019re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.<\/li>\n<li>hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you\u2019re all alone and how to feel super hot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Everyone still needs this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>even as a guys i feel atleast some of this is actually super good advice even for my bros out there. this woman knows her shit.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>irgama: theseboots-weremade-forstomping: theprosaicmoments: YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES! (and hell fucking yes i used to be one) try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it\u2019s like a scientifically proven fact &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=8525\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1392,1393,886],"class_list":["post-8525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fairly-certain-ive-reblogged-this-before","tag-i-know-ive-read-it-before","tag-queue-queue-motherfucker","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8527,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8525\/revisions\/8527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}