{"id":7531,"date":"2013-12-25T17:10:36","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T17:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=7531"},"modified":"2013-12-25T17:10:36","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T17:10:36","slug":"todays-collection-of-crap-includes-three-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=7531","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\">Today&#8217;s Collection of Crap includes:<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Three sleep pants.<br \/>\nA gel nail kit (I wanted acrylic powder for crafting purposes but whatever)<br \/>\nXbox Gold<br \/>\nCraft\/store stuff<br \/>\nA card from my granddad<br \/>\nAnd three order\/shipping confirmations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Collection of Crap includes: Three sleep pants. A gel nail kit (I wanted acrylic powder for crafting purposes but whatever) Xbox Gold Craft\/store stuff A card from my granddad And three order\/shipping confirmations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}