Aries: The First to die
\nTaurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
\nGemini: The one who figures out who\/what the killer is
\nCancer: The one who says “Hello? Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer
\nLeo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
\nVirgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
\nLibra: The one who says “everybody stay calm!” then freaks out themselves
\nScorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
\nSagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
\nCapricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
\nAquarius: The one who makes it until the end
\nPisces: The one who screams at everything<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Aries: The First to die Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead Gemini: The one who figures out who\/what the killer is Cancer: The one who says “Hello? Who’s there?” as if the killer will answer Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead Virgo: … Continue reading The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1254,1253,1252],"class_list":["post-7519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hi-gamzee","tag-as-soon-as-i-read-capricorn-snaps-and-goes-on-a-killing-spree","tag-homestuck-has-warped-my-perception-of-the-signs","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}