{"id":658,"date":"2015-01-21T19:47:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T19:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=658"},"modified":"2015-01-21T19:47:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T19:47:05","slug":"mom-you-are-supposed-to-stop-me-ive-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

…mom you are supposed to STOP ME<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve been hunting down a new wig & outfit for Potpourri, so of course I’ve stumbled onto a few new dolls that I want. Comes with the territory.<\/p>\n

Mom walks into my room and lets me know she’s going to grocery shopping, and did I want anything?. As a joke, I pull up the doll on ebay and go “Yeah, her.”<\/p>\n

“Oh! She’s cute!”<\/p>\n

“Mmm, yeah she’s Spy’s size.”<\/p>\n

“Really? Well, you’ve been working really hard lately. And I’d really rather you spend $100 on something other than comic books. You should buy her!”<\/p>\n

I. Mom.<\/p>\n

You hate it when I buy new dolls.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Why are you encouraging me now???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…mom you are supposed to STOP ME I’ve been hunting down a new wig & outfit for Potpourri, so of course I’ve stumbled onto a few new dolls that I want. Comes with the territory. Mom walks into my room and lets me know she’s going to grocery shopping, and did I want anything?. As … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[104,105],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ball-jointed-dolls","tag-mom-is-being-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}