{"id":5160,"date":"2014-03-31T18:28:49","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T18:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=5160"},"modified":"2014-03-31T18:28:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T18:28:49","slug":"and-since-no-one-asked-reasons-why-me-falling-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=5160","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and since no one asked: reasons why me falling in love over the internet never works out for me (from most recent crush to an arbitrary cut off)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>married<\/li>\n<li>married<\/li>\n<li>engaged<\/li>\n<li>has a boyfriend<\/li>\n<li>has a boyfriend<\/li>\n<li>married<\/li>\n<li>has a girlfriend<\/li>\n<li>engaged<\/li>\n<li>engaged<\/li>\n<li>married<\/li>\n<li>never ever going to meet even if I did would trip over my own damn tongue due to shyness<\/li>\n<li>has a girlfriend<\/li>\n<li>has a boyfriend<\/li>\n<li>engaged<\/li>\n<li>creeped me the fuck out in real life<\/li>\n<li>engaged<\/li>\n<li>married<\/li>\n<li>cute but WAY too young for me<\/li>\n<li>creeped me the fuck out in real life<\/li>\n<li>did not feel the same when I told them<\/li>\n<li>stopped responding to my messages<\/li>\n<li>stopped responding to my messages<\/li>\n<li>creeped me the fuck out in real life<\/li>\n<li>freaked out massively and ended friendship when I told them<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and since no one asked: reasons why me falling in love over the internet never works out for me (from most recent crush to an arbitrary cut off) married married engaged has a boyfriend has a boyfriend married has a girlfriend engaged engaged married never ever going to meet even if I did would trip &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=5160\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}