{"id":19482,"date":"2011-04-28T00:05:43","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T00:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=19482"},"modified":"2011-04-28T00:05:43","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T00:05:43","slug":"snooki-jersey-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=19482","title":{"rendered":"Snooki = Jersey Devil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lyxan.tumblr.com\/post\/4996774099\">lyxan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>POINTS TO MY THEORY<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jersey Devil was a child that was (Depending on the legend) born a demon or became a demon shortly after birth &#8211; and SNOOKI WAS ADOPTED AS A SIX MONTH OLD BABY! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>According to eye witnesses<em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt was about three feet and half high, with a head like a collie dog and<\/em><em> a face like a horse.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/em>Snooki is 4\u00a0ft\u00a09\u00a0in &#8211; only 1ft 3 in difference.<\/li>\n<li>Snooki Studied to be a Veterinary assistant &#8211; why? BECAUSE SHE CAN THEN EAT ALL THE WILDLIFE SHE WANTS!<\/li>\n<li>Snooki lives in Marlboro NY &#8211; ONLY 3.2 hours away from LEEDS POINT, N.J WHERE THE JERSEY DEVIL WAS BORN!<\/li>\n<li>In late fall 1987 &#8211; a witness claims that he heard the jersey devil\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>\u201cone night we were at this spot and heard a screaming sound  that was nothing like we ever heard before, and mind you I grew up in  these woods.  This \u201canimal\u201d circled us for about an hour.  You could not  hear it move, but the scream would shift location.  We heard this thing  in that spot and another about a 1\/2 mile away on at least a 1\/2 dozen  separate occasions.\u201d \u00a0\u00a0 <\/em>Snooki was \u2018born\u2019 November 23\u00a01987!<\/li>\n<li>They claim Snooki was born and adopted from Santaiago in Chile. What else came from Santiago, Chile? THIS ALIEN HUMANOID THING!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"251\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ypJnDZ0QDkY\/SMF6rmUELJI\/AAAAAAAADM0\/ThU9lwS7_Gc\/s320\/creature4.jpg\" alt=\"ewwww\" \/>that looks like <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"183\" height=\"275\" src=\"http:\/\/t1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlYIuSOMJFBvaRA_dh4lW6Dj75iO8XBOBOlkhakUBcNWdzfCB9yQ&amp;t=1\" alt=\"ewwwwer\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure i\u2019ll think of more, so stay tuned.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I love your theories. I really do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lyxan: POINTS TO MY THEORY Jersey Devil was a child that was (Depending on the legend) born a demon or became a demon shortly after birth &#8211; and SNOOKI WAS ADOPTED AS A SIX MONTH OLD BABY! According to eye witnesses\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt was about three feet and half high, with a head like a collie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=19482\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Snooki = Jersey Devil<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1432,4546,4547],"class_list":["post-19482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-dont-even","tag-snookie-jersey-devil","tag-we-still-need-to-get-the-salt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}