{"id":18598,"date":"2011-06-02T22:14:26","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T22:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=18598"},"modified":"2011-06-02T22:14:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T22:14:26","slug":"and-now-dad-is-telling-me-that-all-my-choices-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=18598","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and now dad is telling me that all my choices are garbage jobs. thanks dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and now dad is telling me that all my choices are garbage jobs. thanks dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4343],"class_list":["post-18598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-damn-you-lack-of-experience-in-anything-outside-of-retail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}