I am so bored I am going to tell you about a guy I met at work today.<\/p>\n
He likes books. His wife used to be a manager of a Coles store. He apparently straightens\/goes through all the books my boss sells for charity. He looked fantastically familiar when he came in.<\/p>\n
He’s a Wal-mart greeter.<\/p>\n
Obviously I have spent too much time going in and out of Wal-mart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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