{"id":17440,"date":"2011-09-16T04:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=17440"},"modified":"2011-09-16T04:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:35:00","slug":"mom-goes-look-sammi-its-your-favorite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=17440","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom goes: &#8220;Look Sammi! It&#8217;s your favorite guy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I look up, expecting Karl or Jensen and see neither: &#8220;Huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That guy from Buffy! The handler!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;the Watcher?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anthony Stewart Head.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;I don&#8217;t know his name.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom goes: &#8220;Look Sammi! It&#8217;s your favorite guy!&#8221; I look up, expecting Karl or Jensen and see neither: &#8220;Huh?&#8221; &#8220;That guy from Buffy! The handler!&#8221; &#8220;&#8230;the Watcher?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, him.&#8221; &#8220;Anthony Stewart Head.&#8221; &#8220;&#8230;I don&#8217;t know his name.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}