{"id":17218,"date":"2011-10-01T00:55:22","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T00:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=17218"},"modified":"2011-10-01T00:55:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T00:55:22","slug":"wazy-suck-my-dick-sam-id-rather-not-wazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=17218","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wazy: SUCK MY DICK<br \/>\nSam: I&#8217;d rather not.<br \/>\nWazy: Dammit Sam, I&#8217;m tired of your&#8230; words&#8230; and shit&#8230;<br \/>\nMatt: I thought you were going to say &#8216;tired of you not sucking my dick&#8217;. That would&#8217;ve been funnier.<br \/>\nWazy: Yeah. I couldn&#8217;t think of that. Therefore&#8230; words and shit&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wazy: SUCK MY DICK Sam: I&#8217;d rather not. Wazy: Dammit Sam, I&#8217;m tired of your&#8230; words&#8230; and shit&#8230; Matt: I thought you were going to say &#8216;tired of you not sucking my dick&#8217;. That would&#8217;ve been funnier. Wazy: Yeah. I couldn&#8217;t think of that. Therefore&#8230; words and shit&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[478,19,3712],"class_list":["post-17218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-prose-before-hos","tag-toxicure","tag-wifiinhell","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}