{"id":1711,"date":"2014-11-21T15:13:23","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T15:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2014-11-21T15:13:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T15:13:23","slug":"one-of-the-male-swampers-here-just-gave-me-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the male swampers here just gave me an annoyed look and went &#8220;You&#8217;re one of those phone girls, aren&#8217;t ya?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which the other female swamper went &#8220;She&#8217;s reading.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ooooh so you&#8217;re not like other girls.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me?<\/p>\n<p>Everyone I know reads, male or female. Fuck off dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the male swampers here just gave me an annoyed look and went &#8220;You&#8217;re one of those phone girls, aren&#8217;t ya?&#8221; To which the other female swamper went &#8220;She&#8217;s reading.&#8221; &#8220;Ooooh so you&#8217;re not like other girls.&#8221; Excuse me? Everyone I know reads, male or female. Fuck off dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}