{"id":16062,"date":"2011-11-28T05:53:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T05:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=16062"},"modified":"2011-11-28T05:53:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T05:53:03","slug":"i-should-not-be-allowed-to-think-of-things-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=16062","title":{"rendered":"I should not be allowed to think of things when I’m in the shower."},"content":{"rendered":"

I was all “hmm, what sorts of things would Accidental do in his spare time.”<\/p>\n

and then it was “he could totally program stuff.”<\/p>\n

but then I thought “except not like Sollux. something else…”<\/p>\n

and then inspiration struck “oh I know. dating sims. he programs troll dating sims.”<\/p>\n

followed by<\/p>\n

“oh god why do i think of these things?!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was all “hmm, what sorts of things would Accidental do in his spare time.” and then it was “he could totally program stuff.” but then I thought “except not like Sollux. something else…” and then inspiration struck “oh I know. dating sims. he programs troll dating sims.” followed by “oh god why do i … Continue reading I should not be allowed to think of things when I’m in the shower.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3437,3438],"class_list":["post-16062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sam-thinks-in-the-shower","tag-sam-thinks-terrible-things-in-the-shower"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}