{"id":16014,"date":"2011-12-01T01:56:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T01:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=16014"},"modified":"2011-12-01T01:56:58","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T01:56:58","slug":"shopping-with-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=16014","title":{"rendered":"shopping with Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: let&#8217;s go look at duvet covers.<br \/>\nMe: okay. &#8230;wow this is one pink sheet set.<br \/>\nMom: buy it.<br \/>\nMe: it&#8217;ll go marvelous with the batman comforter.<br \/>\nMom: buy it<br \/>\nMe: I don&#8217;t know my bed size.<br \/>\nMom: double. Buy it. <br \/>\nMe: &#8230;okay<br \/>\nMom: Also you should buy this red duvet cover.<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: let&#8217;s go look at duvet covers. Me: okay. &#8230;wow this is one pink sheet set. Mom: buy it. Me: it&#8217;ll go marvelous with the batman comforter. Mom: buy it Me: I don&#8217;t know my bed size. Mom: double. Buy it. Me: &#8230;okay Mom: Also you should buy this red duvet cover. Me: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}