Matt: Seriously, what should we eat?
\nSammi: Dean makes me want burgers.
\nWazy: I’m sick. I can’t go out.
\nMatt: About the only things we can order in are pizza and chinese.
\nWazy: I want chinese burgers. Sammi, make me chinese burgers.
\nMatt: Yeah Sam, you’re chinese on dating sites.
\nSammi: …apparently.
\nMatt: White here, chinese on dating sites, grey for homestuck… you’re multicultural.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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