{"id":13646,"date":"2012-05-06T23:54:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T23:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13646"},"modified":"2012-05-06T23:54:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T23:54:30","slug":"face-fucking-palm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13646","title":{"rendered":"face fucking palm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>most of my followers know this, but for followers 96-112, you need to know that one of the things I enjoy most is working on classic cars. My father has a &#8216;70 barracuda that we&#8217;ve been working on off and on for a few years now. I specialize in body work and aesthetics; while I can do mechanical work, I don&#8217;t quite get the same enjoyment from it, so I tend to let dad take care of that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned this on a couple of the dating sites I&#8217;m on. Not Eridan&#8217;s pants, because Eridan&#8217;s pants are filled with douchebags, but on some of the others.<\/p>\n<p>someone messaged me this afternoon with &#8220;<span>\u00a0<\/span><span>it would be nice to meet you,and my car need some muffler work would you be able to fix it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>I could.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>but fuck you<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>I&#8217;m not on a fucking dating site to become someone&#8217;s personal mechanic.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>most of my followers know this, but for followers 96-112, you need to know that one of the things I enjoy most is working on classic cars. My father has a &#8216;70 barracuda that we&#8217;ve been working on off and on for a few years now. I specialize in body work and aesthetics; while I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13646\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">face fucking palm<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2517],"class_list":["post-13646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sammi-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}