{"id":13639,"date":"2012-05-08T01:08:44","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T01:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13639"},"modified":"2012-05-08T01:08:44","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T01:08:44","slug":"in-celebration-of-national-masturbation-month-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13639","title":{"rendered":"IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ask and I&#8217;ll answer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?<br \/>\n2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:<br \/>\n3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:<br \/>\n4: Something that never fails to make you horny:<br \/>\n5: Where is one place you would never have sex:<br \/>\n6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________<br \/>\n7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:<br \/>\n8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:<br \/>\n9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:<br \/>\n10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:<br \/>\n11: Top or bottom?<br \/>\n12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________<br \/>\n13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?<br \/>\n14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?<br \/>\n15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don\u2019t want anyone to find:<br \/>\n16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:<br \/>\n17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:<br \/>\n18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on\/with you:<br \/>\n19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]<br \/>\n20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:<br \/>\n21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?<br \/>\n22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:<br \/>\n23: How big is too big (peniswise):<br \/>\n24: One sexual thing you would never do:<br \/>\n25: Biggest turn on:<br \/>\n26: Three spots that drive you insane:<br \/>\n27: Worst possible time to get horny:<br \/>\n28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:<br \/>\n29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:<br \/>\n30: How much fapping is too much fapping:<br \/>\n31: Best sexual complement you ever got:<br \/>\n32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:<br \/>\n33: Is it good sex if you don\u2019t nut:<br \/>\n34: Fill in the blanks: &#8220;If they ____________, we are fuckin&#8221;<br \/>\n35: What your favorite part of your body:<br \/>\n36: Favorite foreplay activities:<br \/>\n37: Love (&gt;,&lt;, or =) Sex For those of us who don\u2019t remember our math thats \u201cgreater than, less than, or equal to]<br \/>\n38: What do you wear to bed?<br \/>\n39: When was the first time you masturbated:<br \/>\n40: Do you have any nude\/masturbating pictures\/video of yourself?<br \/>\n41: Have you ever\/when was the last time you had sex outside?<br \/>\n42: Have\/would you ever have sex outside?<br \/>\n43: Have\/would you ever had a threesome?<br \/>\n44: What is one random object you\u2019ve used to masturbate?<br \/>\n45: Have\/would you ever masturbate at work?<br \/>\n46: Have\/would you ever have sex on a plane?<br \/>\n47: What is one song you\u2019d like to have sex to?<br \/>\n48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?<br \/>\n49: Most attractive celebrity?<br \/>\n50: Do you watch gay\/lesbian porn? why\/why not?<br \/>\n51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now<br \/>\n52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?<br \/>\n53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?<br \/>\n54: Do you have stretch marks?<br \/>\n55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?<br \/>\n56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?<br \/>\n57: Do you like giving head? (why\/why not)<br \/>\n58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?<br \/>\n59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?<br \/>\n60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?<br \/>\n61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?<br \/>\n62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)<br \/>\n63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?<br \/>\n64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?<br \/>\n65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?<br \/>\n66: Do you watch porn?<br \/>\n67: How small is too small?<br \/>\n68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?<br \/>\n69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?<br \/>\n70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?<br \/>\n71: Do you feel comfortable going &quot;commando&quot;?<br \/>\n72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn&#039;t shaved their pubic hair?<br \/>\n73: If you could give yourself head, would you?<br \/>\n74: Booty or Boobs?<br \/>\n75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?<br \/>\n76: Have you ever been on an official date?<br \/>\n77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)<br \/>\n78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?<br \/>\n79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)<br \/>\n80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?<br \/>\n81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis\/vagina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask and I&#8217;ll answer&#8230; 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13639\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}