{"id":13602,"date":"2012-05-09T19:02:10","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T19:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13602"},"modified":"2012-05-09T19:02:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T19:02:10","slug":"i-really-dont-like-that-kobo-ereader-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13602","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I really don’t like that kobo ereader commercial for mother’s day. Mostly because the lady says something like “this ereader is so much more useful than the miter saw your father gave me!”<\/p>\n

And I’m all<\/p>\n

FUCK YOU KOBO!
\nMITERSAW FTW!
\nSO MUCH MORE USEFUL THAN A KOBO!<\/p>\n

If I was a mom, i’d want the mitersaw.<\/p>\n

…says the girl buying her mother booze for sorry-you-were-in-another-province-for-mother’s-day day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I really don’t like that kobo ereader commercial for mother’s day. Mostly because the lady says something like “this ereader is so much more useful than the miter saw your father gave me!” And I’m all FUCK YOU KOBO! MITERSAW FTW! SO MUCH MORE USEFUL THAN A KOBO! If I was a mom, i’d want … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}