{"id":13553,"date":"2012-05-13T15:48:15","date_gmt":"2012-05-13T15:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13553"},"modified":"2015-02-23T01:02:42","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T01:02:42","slug":"dad-are-you-giving-your-bear-bacardi-breezers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13553","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-13553 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?attachment_id=13554'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/tumblr_m3yx8fwy501qgx5eoo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0Are you giving your bear Bacardi Breezers now?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Yes. Bruce Bearner loves Bacardi Breezers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dad:<\/strong> heh. that rhymed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(they&#8217;re pina colada flavoured. And one is 3\/4 drank)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad:\u00a0Are you giving your bear Bacardi Breezers now? Me: Yes. Bruce Bearner loves Bacardi Breezers. Dad: heh. that rhymed. (they&#8217;re pina colada flavoured. And one is 3\/4 drank)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2701,2704,2702,2703],"class_list":["post-13553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bruce-bearner","tag-i-have-a-lot-of-terrible-puns-for-him-okay","tag-the-bearvengers","tag-the-incredibear-hulk","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13555,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13553\/revisions\/13555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}