{"id":13337,"date":"2012-06-11T04:57:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T04:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13337"},"modified":"2012-06-11T04:57:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T04:57:58","slug":"my-mother-just-tried-to-plug-her-charging-cable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13337","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my mother just tried to plug her charging cable into my laptop&#8217;s ethernet port<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>bravo mom. ethernet and usb look so similar, after all.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;ll post the pictures from the canyon shortly. I need to go rescue my memory card)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my mother just tried to plug her charging cable into my laptop&#8217;s ethernet port &#8230; bravo mom. ethernet and usb look so similar, after all. (I&#8217;ll post the pictures from the canyon shortly. I need to go rescue my memory card)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2596,2586],"class_list":["post-13337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sammi-in-hawaii","tag-the-vacation-files"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}