{"id":13133,"date":"2012-06-27T03:19:17","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T03:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13133"},"modified":"2012-06-27T03:19:17","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T03:19:17","slug":"tom-i-dont-get-it-my-name-is-temrash-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13133","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Tom&#8230; I don&#8217;t get it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My name is Temrash,&#8221; the Yeerk grumbled, rolling his (well, Tom&#8217;s) eyes, and draping an arm over his companion&#8217;s shoulders. This was the easiest method he had of controlling the younger Yeerk as he flailed his host&#8217;s limbs every which way. &#8220;Get what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your host&#8217;s family!&#8221; he practically wailed. &#8220;Why do they think we&#8217;re in a relationship?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Temrash paused and stared at the other Controller for a long moment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe because you&#8217;re sitting in my lap right now?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Tom&#8230; I don&#8217;t get it!&#8221; &#8220;My name is Temrash,&#8221; the Yeerk grumbled, rolling his (well, Tom&#8217;s) eyes, and draping an arm over his companion&#8217;s shoulders. This was the easiest method he had of controlling the younger Yeerk as he flailed his host&#8217;s limbs every which way. &#8220;Get what?&#8221; &#8220;Your host&#8217;s family!&#8221; he practically wailed. &#8220;Why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=13133\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[691,2543,2549,2548,2542,2545,2544,2547,2546],"class_list":["post-13133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animorphs","tag-animorphs-ask-group","tag-ficlet","tag-i-love-this-pairing","tag-sharingcest","tag-temrash-252114","tag-tom-berenson","tag-tom252","tag-zach-from-the-sharing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}