{"id":1313,"date":"2014-12-13T19:06:49","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T19:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2015-02-21T04:26:20","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T04:26:20","slug":"elfpen-elusivist-there-are-two-ways-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=1313","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1313 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?attachment_id=1314'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nekn80HVKq1r9rgxto1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?attachment_id=1315'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nekn80HVKq1r9rgxto2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/elfpen.tumblr.com\/post\/104583705513\/elusivist-there-are-two-ways-to-respond-to\">elfpen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/elusivist.tumblr.com\/post\/101845603654\/there-are-two-ways-to-respond-to-explosions\">elusivist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>There are TWO ways to respond to explosions\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Explosions: a involuntary response flow chart<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span>Have you ever lost approximately half of one of your legs in a massive explosion?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<ul>\n<li><span>No \u2014 Shmeh, it\u2019s just fire, brush it off, you\u2019ll be fine.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Yes \u2014 LEAP AWAY, YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY LIMBS LEFT TO LOSE YOU CLUMSY IDIOT<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>elfpen: elusivist: There are TWO ways to respond to explosions\u2026. Explosions: a involuntary response flow chart Have you ever lost approximately half of one of your legs in a massive explosion? No \u2014 Shmeh, it\u2019s just fire, brush it off, you\u2019ll be fine. Yes \u2014 LEAP AWAY, YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY LIMBS LEFT TO &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=1313\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1316,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}