I just got home. There’s no one else here and I\u2019m changing out of my work clothes.<\/p>\n
The doorbell rings.<\/p>\n
I slam my bedroom door shut and scramble back into my pants. I\u2019m pulling my shirt over my head when I hear the tap turn on. Wait what?<\/p>\n
Open my door.<\/p>\n
My neighbour holds up a pot.<\/p>\n
“Just borrowing some water.”<\/p>\n
What the ever loving fuck?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just got home. There’s no one else here and I\u2019m changing out of my work clothes. The doorbell rings. I slam my bedroom door shut and scramble back into my pants. I\u2019m pulling my shirt over my head when I hear the tap turn on. Wait what? Open my door. My neighbour holds up … Continue reading <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[988,1747,1748],"class_list":["post-10678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-slice-of-rennegades-life","tag-no-seriously","tag-what-the-fuck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}