{"id":10459,"date":"2013-08-23T23:58:55","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T23:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=10459"},"modified":"2013-08-23T23:58:55","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T23:58:55","slug":"as-i-am-eating-the-last-bits-of-peanut-butter-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/?p=10459","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\">As I am eating the last bits of peanut butter out of my lunchbox&#8230;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Dad: We&#8217;re over here tonight. Warner&#8217;s ordering pizza. What kind do you want?<br \/>\nMe: Good pizza.<br \/>\nDad: No such thing.<br \/>\nMe: True. Hawaiian or meat lovers, I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I am eating the last bits of peanut butter out of my lunchbox&#8230; Dad: We&#8217;re over here tonight. Warner&#8217;s ordering pizza. What kind do you want? Me: Good pizza. Dad: No such thing. Me: True. Hawaiian or meat lovers, I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1695],"class_list":["post-10459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-reasons-why-i-love-my-dad","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/renne.finalknight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}